butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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