Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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