So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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