When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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