she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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