Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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