Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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