its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Rumble strips road head = magical
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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