No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
