Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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