Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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