Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
It's shark week go big or go home
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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