whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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