That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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