Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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