I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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