Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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