Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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