it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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