He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
