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whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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