I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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