I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
So much rum. So many feels.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Randomize
