Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Sponge bath it is.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Randomize
