Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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