Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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