no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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