im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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