So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
3pm strippers are depressing
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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