lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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