at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
