Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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