I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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