So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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