Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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