I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I just found a bag of teeth...
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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