i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
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