Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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