it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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