quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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