All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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