real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
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