I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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