Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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