I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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