Walk of Shame. In a state park.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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