Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
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