You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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