drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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