she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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