# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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