Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
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Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
How naked do you want me to be?
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