Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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