If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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